A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.
The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"
"Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie."
2007-08-08 02:11:29 · 19 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F.....g brilliant
2007-08-08 08:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
definitely worth a star.
2007-08-08 02:21:43 · answer #2 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLAGE! haha, i remember when i was a goalie and that kept happenning to me.
2007-08-08 02:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by wiseonekms 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical woman?
Hang on you're a woman, so bl***y good joke!
2007-08-08 04:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
blonde jokes are always funny
gold star
2007-08-08 09:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by randi.duh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, good one calam.
2007-08-08 09:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you changed your picture yet again xx
2007-08-08 03:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! That's funny!
2007-08-08 02:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-08-08 06:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, niceeeeeeeee.. star for ya.
2007-08-08 02:31:04 · answer #10 · answered by Sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋