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These are the questions that fail to keep me up at night.

2007-08-08 02:05:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Why does everybody keep going on about the eyes?

2007-08-08 02:10:22 · update #1

33 answers

yeah, but just through the head

2007-08-08 07:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They've always said that an avatar adds 10 pounds.

2007-08-08 02:10:21 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 5 0

Not fat but about 3 years past dead.

2007-08-08 02:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No sweetie, but I think you could benefit from a nice cucumber eye pack!

2007-08-08 02:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 2 0

It makes you look like Emperor Palpatine.... but then the Pope looks like him at the best of times anyway.

2007-08-08 02:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by Roger C 2 · 3 0

No darling, as fat, decrepit and obnoxious as you may seem, you're one hot, old stud.
But I'm not your type unfortunately, you like 'em young.

2007-08-08 02:24:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not really. A few drops of Visine and you may cease to scare little children.

AEN

2007-08-08 02:10:19 · answer #7 · answered by Grendel's Father 6 · 2 0

Not fat, but it does make you look like you smoked a couple fatties for breakfast.

2007-08-08 02:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

No You just looked like Nosferatu.

2007-08-08 02:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Rebel, how are you going to pick up nuns with those eyes

2007-08-08 02:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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