A woman comes home and tells her husband "Remember those headaches I've been having? Well they are gone."
"No more headaches" said hubby "How"
His wife replies "My friend Maggie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror and repeat I do not have a headache, I do not have a Headache, I do not have a headache,...and it worked"
"Wonderful" said hubby
"Your sex drive is low" said the wife"Why dont you give it a try"
Reluctantly the husband agrees.
After the appointment he comes home rips off his clothes lays his wife on the bed and says "Dont move I'll be right back"
He returns and makes wild love to her like never before.
He then says "Dont move I'll be right back". When he returns he again makes wild love to her .
The wife sits up her head spinning and he says "Dont move I will be right back"
This time his wife follows him to the bathroom where she sees him in front of the mirror saying
"She's not my wife" "She's not my wife" "She's not my wife"
2007-08-08 00:30:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very, very funny. Wish I could give you two stars, but can only award one.
2007-08-08 00:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Haha
Very Funny
1 star for you.
2007-08-08 00:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It reminds me of the two guys talking. One asks,"Do you talk to your wife after you have had sex?".
The other one answers, " Sure, If there's a phone near by".
2007-08-08 00:41:47 · answer #3 · answered by mindtelepathy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-08-08 00:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny a star for you
2007-08-08 00:42:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-08 00:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-08-08 00:46:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhaha
good one
2007-08-08 01:38:49 · answer #8 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2007-08-08 00:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-08 03:06:14 · answer #10 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋