10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty...
So golf is supposedly a gentleman’s game, eh? Here I show you why the gentlemen really prefer golf!
The 10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty... Enjoy!
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
2007-08-07 22:47:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha.. never thought of these thing.. nice!!!
*star*
2007-08-07 22:50:59 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at that shaft and the size of the head on that thing!
Look at how that shaft bends when he makes his move. He really goes after it.
It's called golf because all the other 4 letter words were taken.
It's in the hole!
I took it deep on that hole.
Mine is 2" longer than normal with an extra stiff shaft
The shaft is extra stiff.
The head on that thing is so big, it has to be illegal.
I wasn't happy with my old shaft, so I ordered a new, longer, stiffer one.
I score so much better, so much more often with this new shaft and head. I can really make my move and really go after it.
Keep your head down, your eye on it, stroke it smoothly and make a fully extended follow through.
2007-08-07 23:13:56 · answer #2 · answered by Steve 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
have a star. Gosh I would have never have thought of it like that. It gives a new meaning to golf. lol
2007-08-07 23:20:34 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have'nt got your mind on the game, have you. Too much time thinking of sex and not enough on the game. Making a note of you for therapy.
2007-08-07 23:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by spiritania 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that was great! hahaha ill give you a star for being dirty and funny
2007-08-08 00:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great list cheers
2007-08-07 22:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Buddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love numbers 2,4,7, and 9. Hahaha.
2007-08-07 22:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all got dirty minds then. LOl.
2007-08-07 23:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow...that's freakin' funny...just sent to all my golf buddies. sure they will lol as i am lmao!! have a star!!
2007-08-07 23:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by flyhighrn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i suppose you forgot hole in one
2007-08-07 22:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋