An elderly man is taking a stroll through the forest on a sunny afternoon. He is struck by the beauty around him and begins talking to God.
He is shocked when God replies, "I will answer three of your questions, my son."
Quickly the man blurts out,"How long is a day to you?"
"A million years on earth is but one day in heaven." God replies.
The man then asks, ""How much is money worth to you?"
God replies, "All of the gold on earth is worth less than a penny to me."
The man ponders these answers and then asks his final question. "Will you give me 1 million dollars?"
God answers, "Sure, just a second."
2007-08-07 22:16:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg i loved it!!!
*star* for ya!!
great one!!
LMAO
2007-08-07 22:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dang, I'm slow. I pondered a while and finally got it. Good one.
2007-08-08 05:28:48 · answer #2 · answered by dwmatty19 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harharharhar!!!! Man, I haven't heard THAT joke in 6 years!!! Still makes me laugh, though!!! Here, you deserve a star!!!!!
2007-08-08 06:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is too wise for all of us. Good one, lol
2007-08-08 05:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job.....smart ol man!
2007-08-08 05:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is it that you want to know?
2007-08-08 05:19:26 · answer #6 · answered by IT'S ME AGAIN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋