Best reply / justification you ever had from a christian?

Question

I mean to questions regarding the existence of their deity, or justification for their beliefs.


I mean like once I asked a christian to justify their belief in a completely irrational religion when rationality is the prime pre-requisite for human existence...
... And he replied: "... Chuck Norris".

I couldn't really argue with that.
I mean.... I reckon the athiestic folks here might actually have their work cut out for them if the christians all referenced Chuck Norris in their replies.

Answer 1

The claim was that Christians were brainwashed, the reply was that 'my intellect is quite intact thankyou, I have not been brainwashed, I have been heartwashed, because God lives in your heart not your brain'. I thought that was clever.


However here is a list of evidence I have received

Because you can see rainbows

Bananas

Because we can sleep

You can see the wind

Because he does

You are real aren't you

Well how do you think we got here otherwise

Answer 2

Chuck Norris

Answer 3

Christian here...

You may find it all very amusing; but I'm actually in tears sometimes at some of the stupid things that come out of the mouths (fingers in this case) of my brethren from time to time.

I try to use Bible passages to respond to the "Why do you believe..." questions, but some of the people on here treat the Bible like it is a puppy or a baby-blanket.

Answer 4

"rationality is the prime prerequisite for human existence"?
Whose? Yours? Do you know everything? Have you been to the edge of the universe? Would you condemn God to justify yourself?"their deity"?He also happens to be your deity, whether you believe it or like it or not.

Answer 5

A wise man told me don't argue with fools
Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who.

Don't argue with fools. They lower you to their level and beat you with experience

Answer 6

Best reply i have gotten was "I believe in Jesus because if im wrong ill still be dead"