God: I created a bunch of humans starting from Adam.
Jesus: I can see that all have rebelled against you.
God: Yes, all of them are sinful!
Jesus: Your success rate of having loyal humans is pretty low for an omniscience God like you.
God: I know! I never intended it to be like this!
Jesus: So how come you created humans bound to be sinful then?
God: I did not do that! I gave them free will so that could love me sincerely and without sinning!
Jesus: And how many has?
God: No one!
Jesus: But Adam was your first creation which you intended with good deed..so how come even him could sin with just one temptation?
God: How the hell am I supposed to know!
Jesus: Why pass on the sin to other humans? Why not let them be born without sin like Adam and see if they will sin against you or not? Letting the rest of the humans be born with a sinful nature is not fair. I think you should give them a chance to prove themselves.
God: Eeeer.....never thought of that...
2007-08-07 20:16:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus: You are God right? Why make such a senselss rule?
God: You dare question your father!
Jesus: So now what? All humans are sinful and they will be destined to be sinful...every single human will eventually sin..
God: Yes they will and nothing can stop them.
Jesus: So you mean Adam could have chosen not to sin, but humans have no choice but to sin?
God: Yes, Humans will sin no matter what...100% of them, no exception.
Jesus: So how can you be so sure Adam did not have a 100% chance of sinning since all humans are the same?
God: Adam was different, he was sinless to start off with.
Jesus: But yet he sinned??
2007-08-07 20:16:32 · update #1
God: I....I...
Jesus: So what shall we do father?
God: I will shove your @$$ down to earth and pin you to a cross and let those sinful humans torture you to death!!
Jesus: WTF!!
God: It is the only way to fogive them! Through your @$$!!
Jesus: Why the burden? Why don't you show yourself to the humans like you did to Adam and give the humans a chance to earn their keep by cleansing them free from sin and see who loves you truely?
God: That makes sense!
Jesus: So do that then!
God: Err..Err.. I can't
Jesus: Why!! Why sacrifice me!!
God: Did you not see how vicous and sadistic I was to the Jews!
I love to torture and what better to torture my own son!!!
Jesus: Please don't!!!
God: WHoHAhAHaHA!!!!
2007-08-07 20:16:56 · update #2
People thought differently back in those days. They didn't even have a formal concept of free will or even logic for that matter. These concepts were developed by Socrates/Plato, long after most of the bible was written. In fact, free will wasn't applied to Gospel until St. Augustine -- 400 years after Christ and 75 years after the Roman Catholic Church was founded by Emperor Constantine.
These things made sense to the ancient people of the ancient society and culture of the region.
And that's the point. The Bible is obsolete. It was written with ancient ignorances for an equally ignorant ancient people.
The fact is that, ALL western religions are delusional. Non-Mormons can see the delusions of the Mormon story. Non-Muslims can see the delusions of the Muslim story. Non-Christians can see the delusions of the Christian story. It's time everybody admitted that their own religions are just as delusional as they know the "other" religions to be.
In the paraphrased words of Stephen Roberts:
"I contend that we are both anti-religion. I just believe in one fewer religion than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible religions, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
:-)
2007-08-07 20:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by Seeker 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If God wanted to be cruel he would have just finished man once and for all as soon as Adam sinned. God loved man so much he came himself as Jesus to die for the sins of man so that they may be made right with God and forgiven of their sins. Jesus lived the perfect life and died on the cross because to forgive sin their needed to be a blood sacrifice, why blood because life comes from blood every body needs blood to live so Jesus' blood shed gives us forgiveness of sins and life with God instead of death from sin. God is good and I am glad he had a plan like this or we would have been in trouble.
2007-08-07 20:24:54 · answer #2 · answered by disciple 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Muslim, The true God of Abraham is all knowing. Unlike Allah God foreknew his creation would sin.
God is righteous and does not agree with sin.
Unlike Allah God had a plan of salvation for his creation.
It is the reason the Bible says the lamb was slain before the foundation of the world.
Unlike Allah the true God of Abraham had a plan to bring his creation to his righteousness not to join his creation in their sin.
should you read the word of God that was available to Muhammad you will see that his God is not the God that created Adam and can not be the God of Abraham.
2007-08-07 20:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by djmantx 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was really surprised,when I came by this section(yahoo R&S) to see the vitrol and hatred and angst that seems to exist between believers and non belivers....there is a neverending stream of hate based posts and threads spewing hatred at each side by the other.......but the worst seems to eminate from the non believers towards the beliver side...why is this?...what is it about the belivers that draws all this anger at them by the "other side"?
2007-08-07 20:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
well done but I wouldn't count on this food for thought piercing the deaf ears of the die hard believer it's like talking to a brick wall .
2007-08-07 20:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Read the Bible more thouroughly,then maybe you will really understand whats going on!
2007-08-07 21:03:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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God, Jesus and the holy spirit are a trinity, therefor they have the same thougths and feelings, and agree on one thing, therefor this conversation may never exist...
2007-08-07 20:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by lynxmcromance 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Didn't I tell you go go get a life? Now you're just rambling. And your grammar and spelling haven't improved either.
2007-08-07 20:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by SDW 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
what was that?evertheless i still beleive and i love him all the more hes been better to me than ive been to myself
2007-08-07 20:20:27 · answer #9 · answered by ladyluck 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i waisted10 minutes trying to figure that out..I'm sorry i don't get it.i tried but you are just babbling.
2007-08-07 20:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by BLOODHOUND 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋