This church, that their website says 'boasting 125,000 members and 750 million dollar budget' says vegans are witches. And I am vegitarian Im part witch, what should I do first?
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/vegans.html
2007-08-07 18:14:57 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Faithful Atheist: hiiiiisssssssssssss
2007-08-07 18:17:47 · update #1
prairiecrow: I thought it was a bit weird XD now i feel stupider
2007-08-07 18:19:18 · update #2
all the people not reading the details crack me up
2007-08-07 18:24:00 · update #3
Just in case you haven't realized it yet, Landover Baptist is a parody site. ;-)
2007-08-07 18:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by prairiecrow 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Uh...what the hell?
What exactly does any of this have to do with each point?
I'm sorry, are you sure it said vegans are witches. I think you need to read it again. It probably said most witches are vegan. Either way, both statements are false. Vegans are vegans. They're just people who choose not to eat any type of meat. Being a witch, Catholic, Protestant, Muslim, Hindu, etc, is irrelevant. They are two different things. You of course can be of any religion and be vegan, or be of no religion and be vegan.
Please tell me you didn't really believe by not eating meat you were a witch? You need to look up what a witch *is*.
2007-08-08 01:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by Raiveran Rabbit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly, being vegan doesn't make you a witch. In fact, it has nothing at all to do with veganism/vegetarianism. To believe so is ridiculous.
Secondly, you can't be "part witch." It's either all the way or not at all. Witches are not born witches any more than Christians are born saved, regardless of what some grossly uninformed people believe.
2007-08-08 02:14:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bookworm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I am part witch too.. Somehow it doesn't feel any different than 1 minute ago when I didn't know...
I told my husband and he said "Isn't the first letter a b instead of a w?" I tried a spell to turn him into a frog while he is a bit greener he is not a frog..
GRRRR I though being part witch would have at least a few advantages..
2007-08-08 01:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Vegans and witches have nothing to do with each other.
That's like saying "boasting 1 million members; all are Muslim and many are doctors", so if you're a doctor you think you are a Muslim!
2007-08-08 01:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello? You don't find out you are a witch from a website. And either you are, or you aren't a witch. There is no such thing as a part witch.
2007-08-08 01:19:36 · answer #6 · answered by bin there dun that 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? Wicca is a religion you can't be part witch. You can have Wiccan relatives, but it's not like Harry Potter.
Edit: I just read the article. That's a joke, correct? If not I think that's the most ignorant person ever...
2007-08-08 01:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by Cheez Doodle 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i only read the first few paragraphs...coz it seems like it's full of cr*p to me.....and just look at the ads surrounding the page...."get religion for less than the cost of a haircut!", "God told me to hate you"...ha! cr appy, isn't it?
"BOASTING 125,000 members, 200 ministries, a 750 million-dollar budget, and a HUMBLE staff of over 2000"
how sarcastic can you get???
2007-08-08 01:47:28 · answer #8 · answered by Pensieve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only people I ever give a hard time to are religious fruitcakes and vegans and vegetarians. Got to love your ignorance. Its people like you that make me wonder how the hell do you cross the street without getting run over.
2007-08-08 01:27:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How are you a witch by eating Gods fruits and vegetables? that's what he intended on humans eating in the first place! If u dont do any wierd witch stuff and you dont sacrifice apples to Nucturafily then ur not a "witch"
2007-08-08 01:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
which part of you is the vegan witch . you are lucky to eat healthy enjoy your health in good ways that's what it for and ditch the witch .
2007-08-08 01:21:06 · answer #11 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋