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I often wondered, if Jesus came back down to earth, would he still walk everywhere, or drive...

2007-08-07 17:10:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

Todd,
When HE returns HE will come in the clouds and HE will Judge each and every one of us. We will meet HIM in the sky. All knees will be bowed to HIM then. I suppose that HE would probably still walk. That was HIS way for several reasons. It gave HIM time to speak and teach others. HE was not in a hurry to get anywhere. Those who wanted to see HIM would find HIM. Have a wonderful week.
Thanks,
Eds


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2007-08-07 17:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Eds 7 · 0 3

A huge SUV : 1. He hated the planet, always railing against worldly things. 2. He was from the Middle East. He was all for higher oil prices! 3. He was magic, so he could shrink it down small enough to drive it through the eye of a needle.

2016-05-21 03:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Truck

2007-08-07 17:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 0 1

i think with the long hair, the beard my first impression would definitely be Motorcycle, but on second thought if the robes got caught in the spokes of the tires then that would be bad. im gonna go with donkey.

2007-08-07 17:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by kezendrix 1 · 1 0

I think he'd walk a lot, take public transportation and hitch hike.

And he'd ride a thumping big Harley for fun.

2007-08-07 17:19:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Souped up pickup with a gun rack in the back window. Not doing the brotherly love thing this gig.

2007-08-07 17:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He would still walk but he would carry a bucket of water with him so he can spill some on the floor, walk on it, and claim it to be a miracle.

2007-08-07 17:23:17 · answer #7 · answered by Tom 4 · 0 1

I like hippie Jesus, so I say he would drive a hybrid. Toyota Prius.

2007-08-07 17:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by psych_radish 6 · 0 1

He'd drive a Porsche. It's just like heaven.

2007-08-07 17:14:56 · answer #9 · answered by SoCal 6 · 0 1

Hovercraft

2007-08-07 17:15:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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