This one time when i was in mexico. A cop came up to me and my friends Ryan and Bryan. He asked my friend if he was an american citizen. That dumb *** said si senor. We had to go to the mexican jail and they made shur are papers were real. Me and Ryan had are papers. The dumb *** Bryan didn't have his. He had to stay in the jail for about a week until his mom got there and saved his ***.
2007-08-07 17:09:37 · 13 answers · asked by icunurse's son 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
when it comes to mexican police the only thing they listen to is money. all your friend had to do is flash a $20 bill and they would have let him walk.
2007-08-07 17:14:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
This is one of the many reasons not to visit Mexico. Don't go there...problem solved. If you do, stay in the tourist traps, behave, and avoid the cops.
2007-08-08 00:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by The Man In The Box 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything other then he asks you to say. Otherwise your wasting his time and testing his patience and he has the power to get back at you by "throwing the book". Just be polite - the time to argue is later at the courthouse.
2007-08-08 01:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Caninelegion 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you should not say to a cop when he pulls you over:
Is Krispy Kreme closed, dude?
I can't find my beer. Did you take it, officer?
Yes, I do know how fast I was going. But do you know how many Jello shooters I had at Linda's?
2007-08-08 00:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by Darla N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just killed a guy. I just raped someone. I just stole some stuff. I just assaulted a dude. I just bought some pot. I just shot some crank. I just passed through a stop sign without coming to a complete stop, etc. and so forth.
2007-08-08 00:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Steven H 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you're caught speeding on the interstate, don't tell them you were just blowing out your carburetor. Even if it's true, they won't show mercy. I paid the ticket.
2007-08-08 00:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by sagacious_ness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should not say, " Officer, will you please bend over so I can put my joint out and stash my coke?"
Or, "Officer, can you direct me to the nearest ditch or obscure woods? I have this 'dead weight' (snicker) and I need a place to store her - I mean it (snicker)"
2007-08-08 00:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by étiénne 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ... well, one thing I know doesn't fair well is
"I smell bacon, I smell pork,
I'm gonna run home and get my fork."
Another that seems to hit a nerve is "here porky porky porky"
2007-08-08 00:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by NONAME 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dumb @sses run around in their own exclusive circle!
2007-08-08 00:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by R.M. 61 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Can I blow you for $20?" Oh wait, that's something that Republican representatives living in Florida shouldn't do.
2007-08-08 00:20:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋