A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in
public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell a " Mississippi'."
$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
2007-08-07 15:21:57 · 13 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
do i really have to pay?
2007-08-07 15:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by chemhelp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that you are going to have to be straight with him. If you just say to him, "Stay out of my business, I don't get in your business", that just may do it. Some people have nothing better to do than get in other people's lives. Tell him straight up, in a nice way, to back off. That should do it! Good Luck!
2016-05-21 03:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um yeah I guess i owe you five bucks.
Good joke. It gave me a chuckle.. lol
2007-08-07 15:30:19 · answer #3 · answered by love_alw_693 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg i did read it again.
So i guess i owe you $5.00
But i don't have five dollars so i'll give you a star instead.
2007-08-07 15:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right!! I DID read it again!! Haha, very cute!! You had me thinking he was REALLY talking about sex!!
2007-08-07 15:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do I send the $ 5.00
2007-08-07 15:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by Greg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i read the bottom first so i owe you nothing
2007-08-07 15:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i owe u five bucks,
that is one weird joke.
2007-08-07 15:26:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't re-read this but my boyfriend on the phone did as i retold it to him :)
2007-08-07 15:35:10 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!!! Totally stealing it!
2007-08-07 15:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by deedee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that was good. I'll have to tell my bf about that when he wakes up. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-08-07 15:58:26 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋