a man in a bar is asked for a light by a stranger, he says"no" the stranger asks"why not" the man said "because if i give you a light you'll offer me a cigarette. we'll get talking, i'll buy you a drink,you'll buy me a drink. we'll buying each other drinks until closing time, i'll offer you back to my place. the wife will make us supper we'll have a couple of more drinks the wife will say i'll make up a bed in the spare room as it's late.the wife and i will go to sleep. you'll will sneak into my beautiful daughters bedroom, make love to her and make her pregnant and we wont see you ever again." the stranger says "i wont make your beautiful daughter pregnant and leave her" "i know says the man because i'm not going to give you a light.
2007-08-07 13:49:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh but what if the stranger was a woman, would he give her one???? pmsl
2007-08-07 14:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaahahahaaaa, just giz a fookin light will ya! pmsl
2007-08-07 20:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by smila 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 20:53:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Takes a little while to read but that's pretty funny....for a guy.
2007-08-07 20:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kenzie :D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha my grandfather told me that years ago but it still makes me laugh
2007-08-08 03:34:06 · answer #5 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-08-08 04:38:35 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ρυg gïяl♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r kidding right?
that was horrible in the bad way not funny at all kind of horrible
i am sorry
2007-08-07 20:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Matheus M 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-08 03:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA thats pretty good!!
2007-08-07 21:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by Caffine Qween 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think u just should have gone to bed
2007-08-07 21:01:37 · answer #10 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋