Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk
about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't" she exclaimed.
"Yes, I did." he replied.
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"oh, she got fired too"
2007-08-07 13:29:16 · 4 answers · asked by Fission Chips 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah
Nice one.
2007-08-07 13:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 20:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. good one.
2007-08-07 20:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by teenster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
clever clever!
2007-08-07 21:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋