2007-08-07 13:27:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd be a big ole tarantula. Then everybody would fear me, and I'd get the respect I deserve, damn it!
2007-08-07 20:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A praying mantis - I've done really well this week remembering to take time out to pray for friends and family, give thanks for my life and the many small blessings I receive every day - not the least of which are some of my friends in R&S.
2007-08-07 20:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
An ant. "Gotta go to work; work work work; work all day..."
It might be cool to be an ant on Welfare. "Can you help me out, buddy?" Ants will unthinkingly regurgitate some sugar-syrup into your mouth if you ask them; I could keep doing that forever. But I suspect that if I stay idle for too many days the other ants will smell that I don't have work-pheromones on my legs and they'll tear me limb from limb...man, if only REAL Welfare worked that way...
2007-08-07 20:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by PIERRE S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A mosquito. I hate those damnable things and the only way to avoid being bitten is apparently to be one.
Hmm. Maybe that is why I went to law school, to be a disgusting blood sucker.
2007-08-07 20:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by BAL 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favorite insect is the dragonfly, so that is what I would choose to be.
2007-08-07 20:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A praying mantis, just because it'd be ironic: I'm an Atheist.
2007-08-07 20:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Caterpillar, because I will eventually become a beautiful butterfly and be able to "spread my wings"!
2007-08-07 20:32:55 · answer #7 · answered by Vera C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lightning bug. I make summer nights romantic.
2007-08-07 20:30:55 · answer #8 · answered by The GMC 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy. A Dragonfly. They bring me luck. I have a tattoo of one on my shoulder.
2007-08-07 20:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by mrs O 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A honeybee because I'm meant to be Queen!
2007-08-07 20:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by glaux_athena 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋