A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No," I don't wast e time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless wo man. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
2007-08-07 13:26:23 · 18 answers · asked by Fission Chips 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great!
good idea....
2007-08-07 14:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of lots of the recent problems women human beings face is that now they are only as equivalent, lots of the time, earning the significant different and young ones money. yet nonetheless are envisioned to get dinner and look after the youngsters, sparkling the residing house. adult men additionally are i spotted are much less probably to artwork and assume the spouse to guard them. adult men are afraid to open the door for us, i assume the two from concern that we are going to yell at them that we are able to do it ourselves, they do no longer supply astonishing compliments using concern that we are going to value them with sexual harassment. we are fortunate to discover a guy that cares sufficient to desire to be at residing house, and is a splash old shaped approximately taking care human beings yet nonetheless facilitates us to be an equivalent. I additionally think of that ladies human beings are forced to look a undeniable way, using fact of fake merchandising that Hollywood has shown us with the appropriate women human beings. while actually it extremely is an phantasm that without 50 human beings engaged on her for 5 hours won't in any respect gain.
2016-10-14 08:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that guy is not going to care after having a couple of glasses of wine himself.
2007-08-07 13:30:11 · answer #3 · answered by Gatlas 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was really funny! I'm still laughing out loud. Nice one. Here's a star!
2007-08-07 13:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough for a star.
2007-08-07 14:00:16 · answer #5 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
Great joke.
2007-08-07 14:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-08-07 13:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!!
again,
2007-08-09 08:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! This made me chuckle have a star!
2007-08-07 13:34:46 · answer #9 · answered by Sh00ting_St@r! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats great. I love it.
2007-08-07 13:29:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋