... I asked, "Have you got a sheep's head?"
The butcher said, "No - it's just the way I part my hair in the middle"
2007-08-07 13:02:13 · 11 answers · asked by deebee731 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My mother-in-law went into the butcher's shop the other day & asked
"Is that a pig's head you've got in the window?"
The butcher replied " No. It's a mirror"
(courtesy Les Dawson circa 1974?)
2007-08-07 13:25:12 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went into the butchers the other day...... I asked "Have you got pig's trotters?" He said "No.. I've always walked like this."
Then I went to a cafe and asked the waitress, "Do you have frogs legs?" She replied, "Yes" So I said, "Well, can you hop over the road and get me a cheese sandwich..."
2007-08-07 13:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i went into the same butchers shop and ask him has he got a big heart ?he said yes so i said give me a pound off chops till the week-end.
2007-08-07 13:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Spot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...the old joke is...you ask the butcher to leave the eyes in...because it's got to see you through the week!
2007-08-07 13:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I went to the butchers to buy Egyptian lamb. I told him I was making lamb Cheops.
2007-08-07 16:52:55 · answer #5 · answered by Zheia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a woman went into the chemist and asked the man behind the counter 'do you have any cotton wool balls?' The man replied 'what do you think I am, a teddy bear?'
2007-08-07 13:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about I've the heart of a lion the strength of an ox the wisdom of an owl. do you want something? if not p\ss off I'm also rude.
2007-08-07 13:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...i went int a chipper and asked the guy did he have chicken balls...he said 'no i just wear really tight trousers'
2007-08-07 20:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by josey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny.
2007-08-07 13:06:42 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-08-07 20:01:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋