...I asked the lady assistant, "Do you have any helicopter crisps please?".
She said, "Helicopter crisps???"
I said, "Yes, helicopter crisps - do you have any?"
She said, "I don't know, I'll have a look".
She went into the back of the shop and came out after a while with a packet in her hand and said, "We don't have any helicopter crisps, we've only got plane".
2007-08-07 12:56:11 · 18 answers · asked by deebee731 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love the silly ones deebee. & here's the thing.... for some reason I read that (to myself) in an Irish accent & it worked well.
Now you're gonna tell me you're from some far-flung exotic place aren't you?
Leeds or Bristol or something! LOL!
2007-08-07 13:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes 10/10 good one a star on the way.
2007-08-07 12:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Spot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if the packet had been damaged they could be ready assaulted flavour crisps.
2007-08-07 13:07:11 · answer #3 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of those jokes that is soooo bad that I HAVE to laugh out of self-defense.
You get a STAR for bravery!!!
2007-08-07 14:14:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tim O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you do, stay out of the bike shop.
2007-08-07 13:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old news.
2007-08-07 13:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by danielle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made my littluns laugh
2007-08-07 13:02:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha im lafin coz its daft. luv daft jokes tho
2007-08-07 13:02:59 · answer #8 · answered by EmmaLouise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Sorry!
2007-08-07 13:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww bless
2007-08-08 07:51:38 · answer #10 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋