How many Vile Temptresses....?

Question

...would like to share some bran muffins with a charming Fire Elemental Demon (pictured) on the great wicker handbasket ride to Hell?

PS Bring plenty of sunblock, I hear it's pretty warm this year.

Kerilyn, don't worry you've got at least 2 days yet!! lol.

Gotta love Maximum Bob's R&S innocence. lol.

All those thumbs down, for not knowing the ways of the R&S regular?

tut tut. Mwuh-huh-huh-hu-hah-hah-haaaaaa-aa-a

Shihan you misunderstand. The invitation may have been open, but there was only one VT in mind. Besides, you get to sit next to the driver. ;-D

(((((BIG hugs)))))

PS: No need for asbestos lining when you're in the arms of a fire-elemental demon.

Lady M, you have no idea how ambiguous some of that is. lol. I daresay there will be a great deal of rising, even if there was NO muffin mixture.

But then with no mixture, what muffins would you all be offering up? ;-)

Answer 1

RETRO. How DARE you. You STOLE my HANDBASKET and then you MULTI-TIME me with all these other VTs and then you even have the nerve to offer them MUFFINS????? BRAN, OF COURSE?????

YOU are going to need a hose connected to your BASKET -- oh, no wait, I am so sorry -- I mean MY basket -- because I am going to have you DROWNED in fire before you even get there, you VILE TEMPTER YOU.

WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS???

*sob* ((heh heh heh -- I took the asbestos lining out before he took the handbasket, just like RAJI told me to!!!))


EDIT: ((((((((((((Retro & Shihan in the Handbasket)))))))))))). All is forgiven, yes? ((now . . . WHERE did I put that lining . . . Oh, right, I'll be with the Fire Demon . . . it's all cool.))

EDIT: Moondown -- I NEVER share my men. I am more than they can handle to begin with! You can have what's left after I have finished with him. And oh, by the way, I intend to do some of the driving . . . :-)) So HANDS OFF. You can bring your OWN Tempter and ride in the back with him. THIS ONE is MINE.

EDIT: Raji -- You told me it was GENUINE! Never mind. I'll pick up a new one and let you and Rae ride in the back. It looks like I have some SERIOUS competition and will have to just find me a new companion to take along for the ride. Anyone of you guys into baking????

EDIT: Moondown -- Bring as many as you like. I'm giving this basket to Retro and I'm getting a new one from Raji. Turns out the old one is lame anyway.

Answer 2

Hiding the asbestose lining from Shihan. Hey Wai a minute!!!! That handbasket's not made of genuine Wickere by Wicca hands. It a cheap Malaysian import made to LOOK like the REAL thing. *notifying the Wicca Wickermakers Union* LOL

Raji the Green Witch

Answer 3

Darling , I hope your machine has got it where it counts, cause you got some WOMEN after your nubile flesh, you lucky wolf! It's gonna be extra warm on the way down, and I do mean DOWN, with all the body heat we are going to generate. Just bring the bran muffin mix raw, and we can all smear it on our bodies and watch our muffins rise.

Then, all the women will offer our muffins up for VT sacrifice, and we'll let you boys lick the crumbs from our thumbs...

yeah baby!

Answer 4

Hey Darlin,
Only if it has a back seat and cruise control! I'll bring the drinks - I'll make you the best Penus Colossal I've ever tasted!Pick me up at 6:66 p.m. (parteh mood) on the 'morrow.
Come on Shihan, we'll share and do the 'double V' on him! OooohI can feel him quivering now!

Shihan - Gotcha! Can I bring two???

Answer 5

you're dreaming of the loss of life of Kirk Cameron. The banana is charm to him, like a moth to a flame. The iron has writing on it, in small script is says "The atheist nightmare". as quickly as Kirk walks as much as take the banana, the VT will introduce him to 'the atheist nightmare'.

Answer 6

You're going to Hell NOW?

Sorry, I'm not taking the next handbasket. I don't expect to take one for several more years.

Answer 7

I have a new bottle of Coopertone! How many muffins you got?

Answer 8

I wanna know if I'm a VT too (in YA only)

Answer 9

Mmmm, muffins!

Answer 10

I am part of the Vile Temptresses...but I gotta think about that..I really do get sunburned easy...When Do you need to
know my answer by??!!