A blind man asks for a menu in braille but is told that they haven't got one.He says "OK, just bring me any used fork from the kitchen". The manager brings him one, the blind man sniffs it and says " Mmm spaghetti bolognese, I'll have some of that."
The same thing happens the next night, he sniffs the fork and says "Mmm, steak au poivre...I'll have some of that."
The manager is bemused and is determined to catch him out.
The next time he comes in and asks for a fork the manager tells his wife.." Glynis, fetch a clean fork and stick it down your knickers (panties to the yanks)." She does so and the manager smugly takes it out to the man.
He sniffs it again and says " Sniff, sniff...mmmm, I didn't know Glynis worked here".
2007-08-07 11:54:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Only one star? The pink goldfish beneath me has got 3.
2007-08-07 12:09:01 · update #1
LOL! Have a star, how about 10 points for me?
2007-08-08 04:26:58 · answer #1 · answered by myturn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Thats awesome! ----- ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused... When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, 'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' ... I just lost it.' 'CASE DISMISSED!!'
2016-05-21 01:55:41 · answer #2 · answered by francisca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats funny but gross at the same time. lol, havent heard any of those types of jokes in a while
2007-08-07 22:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by V!ctoryah. (: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:57:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
obviously the blind man eats ppussy
2007-08-07 11:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by The Philosopher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good! that's one of the best jokes I've heard lately! star*
2007-08-07 12:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by sonofEatonWrite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Best one I've heard for a while. : )
Star for you.
2007-08-07 14:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Little Miss Jonas ツ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Top class mate, give us some more
2007-08-07 11:58:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
father of son of eatonwrite likes it too---star
2007-08-07 12:24:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross...but funny ...have a star seeing as your not collecting many
2007-08-07 12:18:12 · answer #10 · answered by josey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋