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2007-08-07 11:13:02 · 22 answers · asked by LG 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

LOL Thanks for all the responses. I'm having fun.

2007-08-07 11:36:22 · update #1

22 answers

Because if they can't regain the silver ring from the hand lotion monster of Tapioca Swamp, then GE stock prices will soar.

Duh.

2007-08-07 11:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2016-12-15 08:33:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Satan already KNOWS god exists - like everyone knows: You can't have a BAD SkyPixie with out a GOOD SkyPixie.

Atheists own houses with the money they save NOT giving to the Scammers/Parasites to perpetuate TheGreatestHistoricalSting

2007-08-07 11:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I think you mean that Satan can't prove that God exists (but it could be either considering we are talking about a fair tale) and who in the world allowed Christians to own houses?

2007-08-07 11:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Jeremy J 4 · 2 1

Why on Earth would Satan want to prove that?
That is the last thing Satan would want to prove.

2007-08-07 11:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

he can, but he doesn't want to. he doesn't want people like atheists to know that God exists, or what is in store for them when judgement day comes. why? because that means he gets all those lost souls. and now it's my turn to ask a question....what do atheists owning homes have anything to do with the existence of God? they are people too...and most of them are good people too...it doesn't mean they don't deserve a home. everyone deserves a home.

2007-08-07 11:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by tweetybird37406 6 · 0 2

Because the dog ate my homework

an atheist

2007-08-07 11:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 3 0

Because that's why God made little green apples

and

Why it gets hot in the sunshine

and

Why we are not born with a pencil up our bum

2007-08-07 11:40:39 · answer #8 · answered by Big R 3 · 0 1

Atheists need a place to live, which is why they own houses.

2007-08-07 11:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 2 1

Because even if the moon was made of cheese it would still be too expensive to ship it to WalMart.

2007-08-07 11:16:18 · answer #10 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 4 0

Easy. Because bananas are the tooth fairy's nightmare.

2007-08-07 11:17:19 · answer #11 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2 0

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