So Murphy answers the door.
A lad standing there asks " Hi I'm Joe, I'm calling for Flo to take her to a show, do you think it's a go?"
"I'll go and ask "says murphy
Hey Flo, there's a lad called Joe to take you to the show, is it a go"
Flo replies"Tell Joe it is a go I'd love to go to the show"
Murphy turns to Joe "O.k joe , I've spoken to flo and it is a go cos she'd love to go to the show"
So off they go
Ten minutes later there's another lad,
"Hi i'm Lance, calling for Nance to take her to the dance, Do you think there's a chance?"
Murphy shouts" Hey Nance theres a lad called Lance to take you to the dance, is there a chance"
"Tell Lance there is a chance and I'd love to go to the dance"
Murphy says" Ok lance i've spoken to Nance and there is a chance, she would love to go to the dance"
So off they go
10 minutes later theres a knock at the door so again Murphy answers
A lad standing there says "Hi I'm Tucker"
"P!SS OFF" says murphy
2007-08-07 11:01:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehaha, I'd hate to know what the chicks name was too lol
2007-08-07 11:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i got a better one. Three princesses are in their rooms with princes. The mother knocks on the first door. She asks if she is hungry. she replies yes. The mother knocks and asks the 2nd daughter. She says yes. She knocks on the third door but she gets no answer. Later she says you told me not to talk with a mouth full.
2016-05-21 01:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao fell in the floor rolled around under the comp desk hit my head on the bottom of it but i'm still laughing lmao i might have to go to the doctor bc i'll never be the same again check out joe cartoon theres some funny stuff on there too
2007-08-07 19:54:22 · answer #3 · answered by virginia m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill
2007-08-07 11:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Friends unknown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke ! the funnest I've heard for ages..
2007-08-07 17:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by Magic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funniest one I've heard in years!
2007-08-07 11:26:00 · answer #6 · answered by cyberjar88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:09:26 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, hold on still laughing hahahahahahahahaha, good one, well worth reading .
2007-08-07 14:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol poor tucker should change his name
2007-08-07 11:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaaaaaa, the little fooka!!!!
2007-08-07 14:55:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋