My girlfriend was looking for a used car to buy and showed me an ad she found in the classifieds. It read : Brand new 1995 Mercedes Benz Slate blue, loaded , etc. Sell for $150.00. My friend & I were astonished and decided to call the seller and check it out.
The woman selling the car was glad to show it to us and to our surprise the car was in perfect condition. We asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling this car for so cheap?"
"Well," she said, "its my husband's car actually, and he recently ran off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last week that read : "In Miami...need money...sell car."!!
2007-08-07 10:57:08 · 18 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the women is sooooo stupid for selling it for him and clever for selling it cheap so he wont go far
2007-08-07 11:34:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-15 22:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember this one appearing in a local paper when I was a teen, except it was a Ferrari for £10. Still smegging funny though!!
yet another *!!
2007-08-07 11:29:59 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buahahahaha...need money sell car. Although, what aloser..runs off with his secretary and then expects you to make money for him.
She did better than what I would have....hehe
2007-08-07 11:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by Obsidian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i remember that happened for real once, read in papers woman sold sports car on ebay for like £1 buy it now because husband cheated.
2007-08-07 11:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Nice lady, Miss Calamity!
2007-08-07 11:05:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahha, it's nice to know people still talk if they split up lol.
2007-08-07 13:03:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope she telegram ed back sold car,so do i sod off
2007-08-07 11:24:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
l hope the guys knocked her down a bit
2007-08-07 11:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋