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Little Girl

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse
produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

The little girl then says "Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
power when you don't know s--t?"


hahahaha.... gotta love it ;)

If you loved it, like I did.. stars please :)

2007-08-07 10:37:07 · 7 answers · asked by Tina W 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

haha... loved it! star for you! =]

2007-08-07 10:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-07 17:55:02 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2 0

hhaha thats cute
i gave it a star

2007-08-07 17:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 4 · 1 0

ur welcum for the star

2007-08-07 17:52:05 · answer #4 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 2 0

i did not love it, but i gave you a star anyway.

2007-08-07 17:47:09 · answer #5 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 2 0

hahaha! good one :-)

2007-08-07 17:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Just Me :-) 3 · 2 0

THAT WAS FUNNY.....☺.....

2007-08-07 17:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by tll 6 · 2 0

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