Smila goes into a restaurant - has a look at the menu and ask the waiter what he recommends.
"The Chicken Surprise is popular, sir" the waiter says.
So Smila orders one ten minutes later and the waiter brings a plate of salad and places it on the table along with a large pot with the lid on. Smila, wondering what was in the pot, lifts the lid and sees two eyes lookin' at him.
Short time later he lifts the lid again and still sees the two eyes lookin' at him...he calles the waiter and asks what's in the pot.
The waiter lifts the lid, has a look, replaces the lid and says, "sorry,sir, wrong meal - that was the PEKING DUCK."
2007-08-07 10:29:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Katie.....peeking duck!!! lol
2007-08-07 10:36:06 · update #1
if that was the peking duck i'd hate to see the chicken surprise
2007-08-07 10:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chicken Ding
2007-08-07 17:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh
2007-08-07 17:33:35 · answer #3 · answered by vwcarman2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went to a resturaunt yesterday and I had Korean meatballs,
They were lovely, you should try them, they're the dogs Bollox
2007-08-07 18:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, nice one ff, that sounds like a fowl place to eat.
2007-08-07 20:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 18:13:52 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F me, I don't know about peeking duck, but I've just peeding me pants laughing, eider that or I've spilt coffee in my lap.
2007-08-07 17:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes like it,Thanks.
2007-08-07 17:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, very funny. Have a star.
2007-08-08 05:00:47 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet that was a popular dish too! =)
2007-08-09 11:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by Forksided 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋