A man goes into his lawyer's office and says,"I heard people have sued tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer."
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's perfectly true."
The man says, "Well, i'm interested in sueing someone too."
The lawyer says, "OK, so WHO are you talking about?"
The man replies, "I'd like to sue all the breweries for all the minging women i've slept with!"
2007-08-07 10:27:52 · 7 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've never been that drunk!!
2007-08-07 10:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by malcolm g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that, can I sue God for making Eve? or was that Divine retribution on man, or God's sense of humour?
2007-08-07 10:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, i think i know that man pmsl.
2007-08-07 13:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its his own fault couldn't have drunk enough, or he would have passed out.
2007-08-07 12:11:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not one of your better ones myk
2007-08-07 11:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
or men......:)
2007-08-07 10:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋