One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground.
"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick between her legs. Jane rolled around in agony.
Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels."
2007-08-07 10:19:25 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They do have sharp little teeth :-D
2007-08-07 11:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, u can't blame Tarzan for taking precautions aright. I've heard a Tarzan joke some time ago. One day Tarzan was on his routine jungle walk. To his surprise, there wasn't a single animal in sight. So, he kept on looking until he heard some noise coming from a lake. As he reached the lake, he noticed all the animals were having a water party. Tarzan, being one of the forest creatures, quickly took off his clothes and jumped into the water. The animals that saw him started to burst into laughter. Annoyed, Tarzan demanded to know what was so funny. The hippo answered, "YOU KNOW WHAT, WE ALL GOT OUR TAILS AT THE BACK. BUT U GOT YOURS IN THE FRONT!".
2016-04-01 04:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a different version many years ago....
An Indian teen goes up to his father (the Chief), and asks if he can visit the white mans whore house to experience sex for the first time. The Chief takes his son out into the woods and explains that he should practice on a tree that has a hole in a knot. As they approached the tree the Chief grabbed a stick and started whirling it around in the hole. The son asked what he was doing. The Chief said he was "checking for bees, checking for bees. "
A week later the son was allowed to visit the whore house. He paid, and was shown a room where a naked woman lie. The son grabbed a broom stick from the corner and shoved it in the woman and began whirling it around. The woman asked what the hell he was doing? He replied "checking for bees, checking for bees!"....
2007-08-07 11:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gorillas paint their balls red so they hang upside down and disguise themselves as cherries.
whats the most painful sound in the jungle? Tarzan picking cherries.
2007-08-07 12:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nine months later, Boy swung into the world with a mighty "Ooongawa!"
2007-08-07 10:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-07 10:26:41 · answer #6 · answered by love_alw_693 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-08-07 10:22:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, need to check for em suirrels in the tree trunks - them can bite and leave horrible marks (however, i would love to find out how he's know that)
2007-08-07 10:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-07 10:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Buddy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brill!
2007-08-07 10:31:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahhhahahah! Tarzan sure is stupid!!!
2007-08-07 10:48:26 · answer #11 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋