why are there still chickens??
rawk!
2007-08-07 10:04:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
too funny you guys....
2007-08-07 10:25:21 · update #1
They haven't quite worked the Kinks out of that yet
2007-08-07 10:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The answer is probably in one of the lost books of the bible that are being just now being discovered. I think it is in the recently discovered Book of Bob, but don't quote me. As we know, Noah was a bit of a drinking man, and sometimes overshot his mark with the drinkypoos. As you might imagine, that Ark was really crowded, and there were a few mix-ups when he caged the animals. It is a fairly long book and gets into a lot of the "this on beget that one, that one beget.....you get the picture. The "Chickiemonk" has been extinct, and the recent fossils were found, You Guessed It! Right next to the Missing Link.
2007-08-07 19:07:16 · answer #2 · answered by One Wing Eagle Woman 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No one ever said that man came from monkees ,, it has been the speculation of some that possably man evolved from an ancestor that apes also evolved from, but chickens ,,like the dodo bird have a hard time getting away ,, thus their very good...
2007-08-07 17:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by darkcloud 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just for the record, evolution theory does not say that humans evolved from monkeys.
both humans and other primates evolved from a common ancestor.
but i have a more important question. if man came from Monkees, why don't we all look like Micky Dolenz??
2007-08-07 17:09:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
1-"hey hey we're the Monkeys!" Always liked that group. Thought Peter was hot. Not a big Davey follower.
2-We need chicken because bowtie pasta with hamburger would just be Hamburger Helper.
Ask silly questions. . . .
2007-08-07 17:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by LA Law 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If man came from Monkees, they'd be daydream believers.
2007-08-07 19:32:20 · answer #6 · answered by wise1 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You mean "Monkeys" The Monkees were a pop group
2007-08-07 17:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by soñador 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If man came from Monkees, I'm going to take the last train to Clarksville.
2007-08-07 17:07:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Evolution doesn't say we came from monkeys, but from a 'common ancestor' of apes. (Monkeys and apes are different). And you cannot tell me just by looking around at people that at least SOME people didn't evolve from apes...or maybe they didn't? lol
2007-08-07 17:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by Frootbat31 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chickens came from dinosaurs.
2007-08-07 17:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy Indigo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋