three travelers are being chased by some wild indians. they are trapped in a tree and an indian said:collect some fruits and bring back all u can carry.
first guy brought back 7 oranges. the indian said: i'm going to stuff these fruits up ur ***, if u laugh, we kill u. on the 4th orange the guy laughed and went to heaven.
second guy brings back 10 cherries the indian said the same things. on the 9th cherry, the guy laughs and goes to heaven.
in heaven the first and second guy met eachother and the first guy asked: y did u laugh? u could have survived! the secong guy replied: i laughed cuz i saw the third guy bring back some durian.
if u don't kno what durian is, here's a picture: http://www.flickr.com/photos/wesheme/422956487/
2007-08-07 09:58:37 · 20 answers · asked by PinakaFaltizan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Normal size is about the size of a watermelon
2007-08-07 11:35:50 · update #1
Nah.. I've heard one similiar to this before ... and the one I heard was better.
2007-08-07 10:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's funny, but why did the guy laugh on the 4th orange and not the 1st?
2007-08-07 10:11:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.
In the version my friend told me, it was a pineapple.
But durians are funnier.
2007-08-07 10:09:04 · answer #3 · answered by kelsii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-08-07 11:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 5.
2007-08-15 09:09:00 · answer #5 · answered by keenajenn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it didn't make me laugh, even after I saw what a durian is
2007-08-15 07:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it using watermelon
2007-08-15 08:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats a regular sized one? depending on the size, it could actaully feel real good going in
2007-08-07 10:03:32 · answer #8 · answered by sweetgogana2007 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha thats sooo funnnnyyyy
2007-08-07 10:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny cuz its spikey and smelly
2007-08-07 10:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by bleh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋