American on tour visits Italy, goes to the Vatican he spots a golden phone on a pillar on asking a guard he got the answer thats a phone to Heaven, oh! he gasped,I've always wanted to phone there, guard said its $1,000 to phone, ok he said and went and phoned.travelling on to Russia there is another golden phone, on asking the KGB. the guy says its $1500, to phone so he has another go then off to France another golden phone he has another try , this time it was $750. He then flys to Ireland there in Dublin another phone he asks the Father how much is it to phone Heaven, my son sure it'll be 10 cents, what! i've been charged $1000.$1500. and $500.why is it so cheap, "sure its a local call said the Father".
2007-08-07 09:55:30 · 4 answers · asked by terrano 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:27:54 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Jew would have reversed the call.
2007-08-07 12:40:14 · answer #2 · answered by S Martypsnts 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm ok
2007-08-07 10:04:44 · answer #3 · answered by Samar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was ok...
2007-08-07 10:34:02 · answer #4 · answered by sweetsum691 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋