When is the world going to wake up to the fact that cats don't exist. They in fact never have. It is just a huge conspiracy thought up by evil people trying to make money and control the masses.
That cute cuddly cat you have in your house that you love so very, very much is really a computerized robotic invention. And you bought into it. Now it is contolling your every move. You better not let it out the wrong door, or buy it the wrong food or look at it wrong, or it will poop in your shoes.
Repeat after me: Fluffy is Not Real! Fluffy Is Evil!
2007-08-07 09:21:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
pr240
Well some are robots and some are extra terrestrial beings. The ET cats are even more evil, but it is really hard to know just by looking at them which is which.
2007-08-07 09:30:31 · update #1
the apostraphe is because well I guess I got a little apostraphe happy.
2007-08-07 09:32:02 · update #2
musicluver-
You're not real. You are Evil!
There how is that?
2007-08-07 09:33:20 · update #3
Oh wait I got it wrong Musicluver
You need help! You're not Real!
There is that better?
2007-08-07 09:40:36 · update #4
Mons
You need help- Go to a Doctor.
2007-08-07 09:50:09 · update #5
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2007-08-07 09:25:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
A cat owned me a long time ago but I still remember the dictatorship I lived with affectionately. Pushkin was not a robotic invention, - he was a big ginger Mind Controller. He could always get his favorite chair and his favorite cat treats just by looking cute and miaouing becomingly. He was real.
2007-08-07 09:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by jenesuispasunnombre 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jerry
2016-05-21 01:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by le 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW I KNOW THE UGLY TRUTH.
HUMANS ARE THE ROBOTS AND CATS RULE THE WORLD. THEY ARE OUR MASTERS.
All my life I have been surrounded by cats. I thought they were MY pets. Now I see it was the other way around!
My husband, who likes things his way, will go sit somewhere inconvenient if a cat is sitting in HIS chair. He is so much bigger than the cat, but HE CANNOT PICK IT UP.
If I'm in bed with my arm going numb because a cat is sleeping on it, I CANNOT MOVE. I MUST LIE THERE IN PAIN UNTIL THE CAT DECIDES TO GET UP AND FREE ME.
YOU ARE WRONG. CATS ARE VERY MUCH REAL.
YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THE TRUTH THAT YOU ARE OWNED BY A CAT.
THEY ARE THE SUPERIOR BEINGS.
WE MUST BOW TO THEIR EVERY WISH.
TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE YOU FIND A BOX OF CUTE, ADORABLE KITTENS ON YOUR DOORSTEP.
FLUFFY IS VERY REAL.
2007-08-07 09:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by palemalefriend 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You need to watch the life of Brian by Monty python, brilliant film now that's funny!! I have 9 cats so if what your saying is true i could reprogram them and they could come find you lol
2007-08-07 09:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by jade 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You are wrong! Cats are aliens. They are conducting subtle experiments on human behavior, in advance of an invasion of the earth.
2007-08-07 09:58:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why did you put an apostrophe on cats in the first sentence?
2007-08-07 09:30:20 · answer #7 · answered by dog8it 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What da hell are you smoking???
So cats are robots....I really thought that cats where extraterrestial creatures designed to take over the world!!
2007-08-07 09:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by pr240sx 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Repeat after me: You need help! Go to a doctor!
2007-08-07 09:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by Mons 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ummm, so may I ask why these robot "cats" give birth to other cats, and need surgery in their actual stomaches if they eat something wronge. You need to go to therapy.
2007-08-07 09:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by Abby Paige~BABY BRO DUE IN JAN!! 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Does your doctor know that you've escaped the mental institute? I think I hear them calling your name to get back there. Good luck on the run!
2007-08-07 09:29:43 · answer #11 · answered by ckgusto 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋