Paris Hilton was speeding along in her hot sporty little convertible, wearing a really tight sweater.
A motorcycle polieman clocked her going well over the speed limit, and gave chase. Paris ignored the flashing lights and the siren, so finally the officer pulled right up next to Paris and, through his loudspeaker, yelled, "PULL OVER!"
Paris looked over at the officer, and yelled back, "No, it's a cardigan!"
2007-08-07 09:17:38 · 7 answers · asked by Stranger In The Night 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 11:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 08:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah...good one...here's one for you
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me
which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way.
"Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times
its usual size when stimulated?"
Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question?
I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal,
who will have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class
the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?"
"Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you."
Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to
tell you:
First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a
dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly
disappointed."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 09:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this was from the movie dumb and dumber
2007-08-07 10:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lauren! :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl
2007-08-07 09:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by baconbobdude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it.
2007-08-07 09:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! *
2007-08-07 09:21:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋