During a moment of brilliance, and a man buys several sheep in hopes of breeding them for wool. He figured it’d be an excellent way to make some extra money. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and calls a veterinarian for help. The vet tells him he should try artificial insemination.
Now the guy doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he’d know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they’ll stop standing around and will instead lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn’t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. “Nope,” she says, “they’re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.”
2007-08-07 08:57:41 · 12 answers · asked by tuumac 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...funny
Here's one for you
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See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum ***
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?- Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table- Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here- Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet- Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone- No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week- Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight- Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 09:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 10:49:42 · answer #2 · answered by vanscoter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 12:00:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed a very strong man.
Lucky wife !!!
2007-08-07 09:07:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! that is so dirty yet very funny
2007-08-07 09:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Chelsea N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that one coming.
2007-08-07 09:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-07 09:01:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh dat made me smile lol
2007-08-07 09:09:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh
2007-08-07 09:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by HS Sweetness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahah
2007-08-07 09:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋