A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both
brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth
grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken. Don't you like it anymore?"
She said, "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said, "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see," he said.
"Okay," and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said
to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches. I'm starting to get feathers
down there too!" She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
2007-08-07 08:49:43 · 24 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yet another funny from the Queen of funny!!
another star for your impressive collection!
2007-08-07 10:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....gave me a chuckle aright....here's one for you
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all
trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The
President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits
do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in
it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 15:53:56 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 21:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha, I think I'll stop eating chicken now and move on to ostrich pmsl.
2007-08-07 19:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to eat bananas and have seen the result.
That's why I don't eat chicken.
2007-08-07 15:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A * 4 u !!!
2007-08-07 15:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by sara76c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You evil minx. Is that revenge?
Having a bl**dy good choke on my chewing gum, laughing.
Had to edit that !
2007-08-07 16:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was good and terrible,
this is another good one that hasn't been stolen yet!!!
How does an LA policeman go fishing?
He catches one fish, then beats it until it tells him where the others are.
2007-08-07 16:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Just Plain Old Beccah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.---He stuck his neck out for that one.
2007-08-07 15:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by nanD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny,not keen on the other lasses joke though.
2007-08-07 15:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋