Skimpy
i know it's lame but I found it funny
2007-08-07 08:42:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol it is funny, in a lame way
2007-08-07 08:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Rick Savage ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....it's a little lame but gave me a chuckle
Here's one for you
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Q. why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?
A. because she heard the drinks were on the house.
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 08:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lame. Sorry!
2007-08-07 14:00:55 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snickers.
Okay, what's the first thing a blonde says after sex?
So, are you guys all on the same team?
2007-08-07 09:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Stranger In The Night 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No excuses... it was whack. Why did you waste 5 points posting that?
2007-08-07 08:49:54 · answer #5 · answered by APB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-08-07 08:49:25 · answer #6 · answered by sofiedriskell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
alrightey then...
but twinkLe had some good ones! :) lmao
2007-08-07 08:53:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
right...
2007-08-07 08:44:41 · answer #8 · answered by ★s a m y★ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋