Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
2007-08-07 08:32:31 · 20 answers · asked by tuumac 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have heard this joke before! Absolutely Freaking Hilarious! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! LMFAO! You deserve a star for this one!!!
2007-08-07 09:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA....nice one..here's one for you now
This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a
stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
"Hey, you got a telephone in there?" The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of
course I do." "I got one too... see?" "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
Then the man in the Granada says, "You got a fax machine?" "Why,
actually, yes, I do." "I do too! See? It's right here!" "Uh-huh." The
light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Granada says, "So,
do YOU have a double bed in back there?" And the guy in the Rolls says,
"NO! Do you?" "Yep, got my double bed right in back here — see?!" The
light turns and the man in the Granada takes off. Well, the guy in the
Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes immediately to a
customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.
About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car
and drives all over town looking for the Granada. He finally finds it
parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next to it. The
windows on the Granada are all fogged up and he feels a little awkward
about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on the
foggy window of the Granada. The man in the Granada finally opens the
window a crack and peeks out. The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember
me?" "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?" "Check this out — I got a
double bed installed in my Rolls." And the man in the Granada says, "YOU
GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 08:38:25 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 12:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa haa ha ha lol lol omg bad luck for the husband ehh lol very funny have a star
2007-08-07 08:37:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the meaning of karma. Things often come back to you in the end,---sometimes in your end.
2007-08-07 09:26:51 · answer #5 · answered by nanD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-08-07 08:50:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Rick Savage ♥ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one:
what did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
hang on to your nuts its gunna be one hell of ablow job.
2007-08-07 09:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by itssoeasy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that one never gets old. I love it, it is very funny. lol
2007-08-07 08:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by angelkay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-07 08:36:28 · answer #9 · answered by yyyyyy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was yuck! But funny.
2007-08-07 08:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋