I just thought of this. It would give you total Heathen Street Cred. Thoughts?
2007-08-07 08:32:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm ashamed to say I've never thought of it.
So how does one go about siging up? Do I have to do it with a straight face?
2007-08-07 08:35:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 10:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I could find more entertaining ways to waste my time. Besides if you joined the Mormon church, that would mean you would have to spend at least some time around Mormons. Associating with Mormons is way too irritating and boring to do for any reason.
2007-08-07 08:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Azure Z 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to be formally excommunicated, but I think it should be some bunch with a bit more cred themselves - even if it's only theist-cred.
But I fancy I'd mess up the signing-up ceremony, what with all the laughing and vomiting.
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2007-08-07 08:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm pretty sure I've got automatic excommunication from such a religious organization.
I don't need street cred. I have Chuck Norris.
2007-08-07 08:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm agnostic, but I don't think most atheists want to be "heathens" they just don't believe, there are some hardcores on both sides here so i can understand why you think everyone is a rabid wingnut but I don't think thats representative or accurate to the majority.
2007-08-07 08:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by secretservice 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing that you'd have to do something really naughty to get ex'd (but not arrested), this has given me an excellent idea. The bishops wife is a hottie and..., well...never mind. I tend to lose interest in that stuff, or I'd forget why I'm dressed in a robe and the shower's not running.
Dang. To soon old - too late smart.
2007-08-07 10:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Dances with Poultry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, because then they would know where I live and I would be plagued forever by mormons trying to "save" me.
Well actually I guess they wouldn't try if I was excommunicated... but I still wouldn't do it. It sounds like alot of work for... well... no reward.
2007-08-07 08:35:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I would join just to get a set of those fancy, sexy, powerful, magical, crotchless undies!
I wonder if they're at all like the kind the Greatest American Hero got from those aliens! I could shrink myself, fly around the globe..... I just hope they come with instructions.
2007-08-07 08:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It would be hypocritical of me to join a church just to get excommunicated. If I don't believe something to begin with, I can't join it.
2007-08-07 08:35:45 · answer #10 · answered by chlaxman17 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋