For many years, Charlie in London and Bill in New York were penpals.
They had never met.
One day, Charlie recieved a letter from Bill, saying that he had intended to come to London.
"Please cable back if it's convenient." Bill wrote.
The following exchange of cables then ensued:
Charlie: "Delighted to welcome you.
Will meet you at the station."
Bill: "Thanks--------I'm black Charlie."
Charlie: "Don't care if black. Come. Will meet you at station."
Bill: "Am Catholic."
Charlie: "Don't care if you're black and a catholic. Come.
Will meet you at station."
Bill: "Am Hunchback."
Charlie: Don't care if you're black, catholic and a hunchback. Come. Will meet you at station."
Bill: "Have only one eye in centre of forehead."
Charlie: I don't care if you are black, a catholic who is a hunchback with only one eye in the middle of your forehead.
Will meet you at station. But how do I recognise you?"
LOL.
2007-08-07 08:20:36 · 7 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No not the weasleys just some random guys.
2007-08-07 08:29:24 · update #1
Oh ya, how will he recognise him? Genuine doubt...
He should have sent a photograph. LOL.
2007-08-07 08:34:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heheh...here's one for you
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
CHeeRIoS
2007-08-07 08:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahahahahahaha!! Good one!! Are they Charlie and Bill Weasley?? Well if they are, Best C & B joke!
2007-08-07 08:26:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
hahahahah
2007-08-07 08:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 12:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke Honey! LOL!!!
2007-08-07 09:17:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Is this the fire department?"
"Yes it is."
"My house is on fire!"
"I'll send someone right away. How do we get there, sir?"
"Don't you still have those big, red trucks?"
2007-08-07 08:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋