A young man was hurtling down the motorway in his souped-up,
beat -up Volkeswqgon.
A traffic officer stopped him.
"You were exceeding the speed limit young man.
What is your name?"
"W-a-n-k break, Officer."
"Where do you work Mr Break?"
"The Ball Bearing Factory. We make small balls, middle-sized balls and large balls, Sir."
"Have you committed an offence like this before?"
asked the traffic officer.
"Never, officer, on my word of honour."
The traffic officer decided to let him off with a warning.
The relieved young man climbed into his Volkeswagon
and drove away only to be stopped by a second traffic officer
further on.
The traffic officer and the young man had the same convo and the young man was allowed to go again.
Back at the Ministry of Transport the two traffic officers were discussing their day and the case of the young man in the Volkeswagon cropped up.
"The blighter!" the exclaimed.
They resolved to try to catch up with him.
The first traffic officer telephoned the Ball Bearing Factory.
"Have you got a W-a-n-k Break? he asked the telephonist.
"No, but we do have a tea break, " she replied.
2007-08-07
08:11:42
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