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A young man was hurtling down the motorway in his souped-up,
beat -up Volkeswqgon.
A traffic officer stopped him.
"You were exceeding the speed limit young man.
What is your name?"
"W-a-n-k break, Officer."
"Where do you work Mr Break?"
"The Ball Bearing Factory. We make small balls, middle-sized balls and large balls, Sir."
"Have you committed an offence like this before?"
asked the traffic officer.
"Never, officer, on my word of honour."
The traffic officer decided to let him off with a warning.
The relieved young man climbed into his Volkeswagon
and drove away only to be stopped by a second traffic officer
further on.
The traffic officer and the young man had the same convo and the young man was allowed to go again.
Back at the Ministry of Transport the two traffic officers were discussing their day and the case of the young man in the Volkeswagon cropped up.
"The blighter!" the exclaimed.
They resolved to try to catch up with him.
The first traffic officer telephoned the Ball Bearing Factory.
"Have you got a W-a-n-k Break? he asked the telephonist.
"No, but we do have a tea break, " she replied.

2007-08-07 08:11:42 · 6 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

On the first day of school, the children brought Gifts
for their
teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a
Bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the Teacher a
pretty box
of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big,
heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that
it was leaking
a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with
her finger and
tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy
replied. She
tasted another drop And asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy.. "It's a puppy

CHeeRioS`

2007-08-07 08:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Wank Jokes

2016-12-14 12:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by campbel 4 · 0 0

Funny! lol! 10!

2007-08-07 14:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

i dont get it .
wank break?
explain pllzzzz.
haha. just got it.
looked it up at urbandictionary.com (slang terms dictionary.)
thats funy.

2007-08-07 08:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by anysportzchik 5 · 2 0

Holy freaking crap... that was Simply Hilarious! LMFAO!!!

2007-08-07 09:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

sorry but i dont get it

2007-08-07 08:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

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