The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
2007-08-07 08:01:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about he title, i could just write "LAPD", it had to be at least 10 letters
2007-08-07 08:25:38 · update #1
Thanks....that was really funny
Here's one for you
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
MY FIRST TIME...........
Milking a COw!!:P
Cheerios!!
2007-08-07 08:05:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh is that the way they work?
I thought they work 9 to 5.
2007-08-07 08:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, sounds like the cops to change what really happened. 10/10 thx for the smiles. star for you , keep them coming;)
2016-04-01 04:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 13:04:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow Great one. Still laughing.
2007-08-07 08:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's my favorite bar joke.
2007-08-07 08:05:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, very funny. LOL.
2007-08-07 09:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!
2007-08-07 08:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Bfloyd15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahh
2007-08-07 08:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job i am going to have to pass that one on!! i actualy laughed out load ;)
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2007-08-07 08:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋