The two young girls had been given parts in a Christmas play at school.
At dinner that night they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Judy who is 11 had the bigger role.
''Why of course mine's the bigger part," she told 5
year old Lucy.
"Anybody'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than an angel."
True in some cases for some people isn't it?
2007-08-07 07:59:30 · 7 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe...funny
Here's one for you
Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a
question?"
Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"
Son: "What is politics?"
Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so
let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money,
so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call
you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby
brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see
what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the
boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then
went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his
father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by
his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to
bed.
The next morning:
Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."
Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."
Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the
government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and
the future is full of $hit."
2007-08-07 08:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That sounds a bit harsh but it all depends on who the prank is being played on. If it was someone who was nice then maybe you can actually hide a diamond in there. That would be a perfect proposal. It sounds messy too though! Have fun!
2016-05-21 00:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-08-07 13:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks.
o and TwinkLe.....thats funny. LMAO!
2007-08-07 08:22:35 · answer #4 · answered by The Angry Vegetable 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AAAWWW! My God! That was so freaking funny! LMAO!!!
2007-08-07 09:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
great joke.
2007-08-07 08:29:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao....☺
2007-08-07 08:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by tll 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋