Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they are pulled aside by one of the instructors who took them to a small room with another room adjacent to it.
They brought the first guy's wife into the room and left her there. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the first man saying, "Go kill your wife of five years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room. He came back out one minute later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out, so get out."
The second candidate's wife was brought to the room. The instructor then loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the second man and said, "Go kill your wife of ten years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room, but returned three minutes later and said, "I can't do it." The instructor replied, "Then you fail out - get out."
2007-08-07 07:52:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, the third candidate's wife was left in the adjacent room. The instructor loaded two rounds into a pistol, handed it to the third man and said, "Go kill your wife of fifteen years." The trainee took the weapon, went into the next room where there is silence for one minute. Suddenly, there was the sound of two gunshot, followed by a huge commotion in the room.
The third man came out finally, sweating profusely, and said, "You gave me blanks, so I had to choke her."
2007-08-07 07:53:25 · update #1
It's long and some of u might not get it...
2007-08-07 07:55:54 · update #2
i dont get it
2007-08-07 07:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
That's a classic. I'll have to see if anyone 'round the office ever heard that one.
2007-08-07 07:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by Old Fat Bald Guy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Back in 6th grade.
2007-08-07 09:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2016-05-21 00:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by candida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow harsh but good, have a star
2007-08-07 07:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! I've heard the joke before, but the punchline was "You gave me blanks, so I had to beat her to death with a chair." Thanks for the laugh!
2007-08-07 07:56:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats is so funny- but a little mean!
2007-08-07 07:56:49 · answer #7 · answered by ccc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was unexpected and amusing. Not lol but entertaining.
2007-08-07 07:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-08-07 07:57:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww.....he wasnt really supposed to kill her lmao. that's funny though....i wonder if my boyfriend would've shot me? i'll ask later lol
2007-08-07 09:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by jarrington1689 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOod one, here;s one for you
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 07:55:53 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋