Body: A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”
The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”
So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.
Furious, the mother shouted,
“Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”
2007-08-07 07:40:49 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one i like it i think i will tell my friends this one
2007-08-07 07:45:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yawn. Heard too many times before. There's even a song about it that's 50 years old..........Sorry
2007-08-07 08:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 13:51:04 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that sucks and yet still funny! star 4 u
2007-08-07 07:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by cass_muffin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one for you
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."
The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."
The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers and she doesn't even have a dick."
CHeeRioS
2007-08-07 07:43:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
WOW! That was funny. Good come back mom.LOL
2007-08-07 07:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Pear36LL 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, and still understand it. HAHA
Pretty cute.
2007-08-07 07:47:25 · answer #7 · answered by brharley69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as good as this one was I liked the "WIFE SO DUMB JOKE"
You say I will give you a star for your effort though.
2007-08-07 07:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha i get it
2007-08-07 07:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
eh
2007-08-07 07:43:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋