My wife has a new pet Goini King snake and it does all sorts of snaky thing, like eat, poop, hang out etc, but the darn thing just won’t talk. Biblically I thought snakes were supposed to talk. I mentioned this to the vet who was giving the little girl a check up and he looked at me like I lost my mind.
Can’t I trust in what the Bible tells me?
Still it is a pretty cool little beast.
2007-08-07 07:35:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
creatrix: err.... uh... hmmm....
in a manner of speaker, errrrrr, yes I suppose it does.
2007-08-07 07:39:18 · update #1
It has to be a Jewish, Christian or Muslim snake to talk.
Sounds like you've got a pagan snake.
2007-08-07 07:39:04 · answer #1 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you need to put it in the Garden of Eden like the other snake was.
"Can’t I trust in what the Bible tells me?"
Where in the bible does it say that all snakes can talk?
2007-08-07 15:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed Genesis 3:14.
And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, ad above every beast of the field; upon thy belly thou shalt go, and dust shall thou eat all the days of your life.
Thats why your snake doesn't talk. It is crawling on it's belly right?
2007-08-07 14:41:14 · answer #3 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I somehow doubt Satan would have anything to gain from using your snake to deceive your wife into eating forbidden fruit... he's done that already.
Lol @ Daughter of Isis, I wonder if any1 else caught on.
2007-08-07 14:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by DwayneWayne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's lucky. My birthday is tomorrow and my mom won't let me buy a snake WITH MY OWN MONEY because she's afraid of them. It's christian's fault I can't have a snake. They made snakes into something to be feared.
2007-08-07 14:39:38 · answer #5 · answered by Tanjo22 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
i guess it's not a talking snake. or maybe you just don't speak snake. maybe you should go have a chat with harry potter. he might be able to teach you snakeish (or whatever that language is called).
2007-08-07 14:39:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Harry Potter will have to come to your house and speak to it in snake language, parseltongue. I have his number here...somewhere...oh well I lost it. Try the phone book.
2007-08-07 14:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by Thelma15 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
snakes don't speak english, duh!
but parseltounge, that's another story.
even if you did speak it, snakes only really like to talk about eating fruit from trees, and who really wants to talk about that?
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2007-08-07 14:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Quailman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It speaks, You just don't understand what it is saying.
Love and blessings Don
2007-08-07 14:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is only one snake that talks.
2007-08-07 14:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by LaptopJesus 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋