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My neighbor takes his cat out everyday, and that's all cool, except I can't see it. Now either he has schizophrenia or cats don't exist.

And his therapist says his brain is working well. So you decide.

2007-08-07 07:01:48 · 13 answers · asked by Sam 6 in Pets Cats

13 answers

$20 says he talks to his cat, too, and CLAIMS IT ANSWERS HIM!!!

Cat owners are NUTS!!!!!

2007-08-07 07:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

Just because a person says he has a cat doesn't mean he has schizophrenia or is nuts. CATS do exist; I have seen many in my lifetime. I have even worked around them. I have seen them in zoos, shelters, etc. Perhaps when he takes it out, you are not there to see it. Or you are the one who is schizophrenic. I don't even think you know what the term means. Or, maybe he is lying that he has a cat. That seems more plausible.

Why are people so idiotic when it comes to mental disorders?

2007-08-07 14:06:42 · answer #2 · answered by clion71 3 · 0 0

I have yet to see conclusive proof for the existence of cats! The believers just keep saying that they have "experienced" cats, whatever that means!

2007-08-07 14:05:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Cats are a virtual projection of the fluffy section of one's brain.

2007-08-07 21:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Gruntled Employee 6 · 2 0

Hey, you get a ''kick'' out of these type of questions, huh? You ever think of doing ''standup comedy'' and using your ''cat questions'' as a bit?! Seriously, it might work if done right.

2007-08-07 14:13:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had a cat yesterday and today i can't find it ....maybe it doesn't exist whoops there is he I guess there are cats.

2007-08-07 14:06:09 · answer #6 · answered by Teresa V 5 · 1 0

if cats aren't real who did i feed this morning? and i went back at lunch time and the food was gone? who is eating the cat food? is it me?

2007-08-07 14:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Sssh. The cats might hear you!

2007-08-07 14:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Skyy 3 · 2 0

cats and their owners are crazy....and the cats that have mauled me have been quite real

2007-08-07 14:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by bella36 5 · 0 1

hey my 4 kitties exist! well last time i saw them they did...

2007-08-07 14:05:06 · answer #10 · answered by kiwi the budgie 1 · 2 0

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