I wanted to make friends with some pretty Muslim girls. So after school was over I smiled at one really pretty girl named Manzura. She smiled back, and that night when the night watchman went to sleep Manzura and I had sex. Unfortunately the night watchman woke up and nabbed us. The police came and I agreed to convert to Islam and marry Manzura. After everything calmed down instead of circumsizing me the Mullahs amputated my private baby-making part. Now I am "Half A Singh" and can never have sex. Who can I sue: the Madrassa; nightwatchman; government of Pakistan; the Babar Khalsa organization that hired me to clean the lavatories/toilets; or all of them? Under the Shariah Law of Pakistan a non-Muslim has no rights but now since I am Jatinderpalullah Hasan Singh Harfbullah, a Muslim I should be able to. What do you think? Any advice?
2007-08-07 06:11:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
my advice is to get a life
2007-08-07 06:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Night Nurse 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm an aspiring Education major and your best bet would be to go and shadow a teacher in the grade you'd like to teach. Ask the teacher lots of questions about how she deals with it. Being in college you'll have to do numerous student teaching experiences that require you spend time in the classroom either observing (at first) or teaching the class (usually the last part of your training where you spend about 3-5 months with a specific class).
2016-05-20 23:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by lan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad. Muslim birth control.
2007-08-14 05:15:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a martyr, you will get your thing back and go to heaven where 63 virgins will be waiting for you.
2007-08-13 15:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by johnandeileen2000 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should not have dallied with the girl in the first place.
2007-08-14 01:17:40 · answer #5 · answered by galyamike 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I would go for the sex change operation at this point, since your manhood has been taken from you. Best of luck to you, buddy.
2007-08-07 06:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by RAVEN 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My advice is to sue all of them and move to America and get a surgery and get one surgically put on!Thats my advice.
2007-08-07 06:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by Pennsylvania Outdoorsman 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Have you considered talking with an attorney?
2007-08-07 06:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Steve C 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You're an ***, you *****!
YOU HATER! CREATING HATE!!
2007-08-10 11:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by Bo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Eat excrement and die.
2007-08-07 06:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by BAL 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋