I'm assuming atheists sneeze just like everybody else. However, when a fundamentalist sneezes another fundamentalist always says "God Bless You." God hears the prayer and blesses the sneezer.
If God didn't bless the sneezer, his/her soul would escape through the sneeze and he would be forced to live the rest of his life a soulless bloodsucker. Also, Lucifer (D-Hell) snatches up souls floating in the air and they belong to him for eternity.
When atheists say "God Bless You" to one another, God doesn't listen and lets their souls escape their bodies. Therefore, any atheist who has sneezed in the presence of other atheists has lost his/her soul.
2007-08-07 06:09:30 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
um, I'm afraid that I have to disagree with your logic. Our souls do not escape when we sneeze - it was once believed that's what happened but we know differently now. Also we can't say who God will or will not bless - atheist, agnostic, chirstian, Jew, Muslim etc.... - that's not our call.
2007-08-07 06:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I can appreciate your attempt at humor, however, I cannot agree with you. You cannot "lose" your soul simply by sneezing. Also I do not believe that there are any true atheists in the world. I believe however that there are people who simply have yet to discover or recognize the presence and existence of God.
2007-08-07 06:18:30 · answer #2 · answered by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what? There just might be humans that have souls and those that don't. Maybe that's where all the differences come from. Well, anything is possible whether or not it's probable.
But, no one ever sneezed their soul out. I'm talking about from birth.
2007-08-07 06:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We actually don't sneeze. We are all soulless blood suckers and you can't sneeze without a soul - sneezing only happens when your soul is trying to escape.
2007-08-07 06:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lillith 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I lost my soul a long time ago, but thanks for the 'head's up' - I must remember to say "god Bless You" when my dog sneezes! Wouldn't want my little puppilly-wuppilly to miss out on heaven!
An atheist
2007-08-07 06:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow you are really ignorant. if you believe some people dont have souls you must not be a very kind or caring person. people sneeze because of allergens in the air not because their soul is coming out.
2007-08-07 06:16:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First saying "bless you" was because early people thought that when you sneezed you were expelling evil spirits from your body....so they would say God bless you.
They have souls...they're just lost.
2007-08-07 06:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting concept that could be based on truth. But the devil can't snatch no souls cos he doesn't have the power to do so, he only has the power to influence people to share his fate.
2007-08-07 06:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Cube 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another belief of the "god bless you" is that when you sneeze your heart stops momentarily.
the reason they say "god bless you" is because god has blessed you with life again.
2007-08-07 06:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Chippy v1.0.0.3b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I remember something like this said on the Simpson's. The episode where Bart sells his soul to Milhouse.
2007-08-07 06:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋