A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, the wife answers.
"Hi is Tony home?"
" No he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
" No come in."
They sit down and the friend says
"You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.”
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100 bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could just see the both of them together. Nora thinks about this and says what the hell opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”
2007-08-07 05:53:33 · 9 answers · asked by listen68 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a dirty trick. If I were her I would've said no he didn't mention anything about $200, and keep the $.
2007-08-07 06:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by dvnlady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-07 06:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol lucky chris or rather clever Chris :-) hee hee
2007-08-07 06:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Diablo69er 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lmao good one
2007-08-07 06:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by ஐ♦♠♣♥abercrombie♥♣♠♦ஐ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good. usually the jokes here suck, but that was good.
2007-08-07 06:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HILARIOUS!! keep em rollin
2007-08-07 06:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by ImSpoilednLoveit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....thats great!☺
2007-08-07 05:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by tll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!! HA HA HA
2007-08-07 05:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bambam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Very good!!
2007-08-07 05:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋