According to athievolutionistarianists, we evolved from single-celled organisms. Those single-celled organisms combined to make multicellular organisms, which eventually evolved into humans.
This means that we are all made up of nothing but single-celled organisms. So if I cut off my finger, it should turn into a bunch of single-celled organisms. But it doesn't.
If I cut off my finger, it instantly turns to dust. This proves that we are made from dust, as God said in the bible. If you don't believe me, try it yourself. Cut off a finger and it'll instantly turn to dust.
Since the Bible is correct about that "fact" it must be correct about all other "facts." Since I can't turn into a bunch of single-celled organisms, evolution is false.
If evolution is true, then why can no evolutionist get published in a pastor-reviewed journal?
You pasta-worshiping atheists can't handle my logic because I steal my arguments from Creationist websites and then "improve" them.
2007-08-07 05:44:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your logic skills are about on par with a plate of spaghetti.
2007-08-07 05:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your finger does not instantly turn to dust. That is complete rubbish. Your finger can even be sewn back onto you and work pretty much as good as new if you do it quick enough.
You can't turn into a lot of single celled organisms because these single cell organisms have adapted to rely on each other in order to survive. They lost various functions which other single celled organisms have in every cell, but this didn't matter because other cells have taken over these functions.
Other animals CAN turn into their cells, then form back again, for instance the sponge, "If a sponge is passed through a sieve, its cells are separated. But somehow, the cells still recognize each other. Over several hours, they begin to come together, building many new sponges." - national geographic. This demonstrates that the sponge's cells are still alive in their seperate state, and then they can come back together and still be alive.
2007-08-07 05:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mordent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the organisms we evolved from found that being multi-cellular and living on land was a better niche then they had before (IE it improved rates of survival, provided an advantage to breeding ECT), some organisms found the niche suited them and survived and changed very little as there was no need to. It is a myth we evolved from chimps, humans and chimps have a common ancestor that branched off into two paths or more paths at some point. That common ancestor was ill adapted and is now extinct and was replaced by its better adapted offspring. I know that's hard to understand, that's why its easier just to go "god did it"
2016-05-20 23:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your argument and your reading of your argument is flawed. Firstly, if you cut your finger off it does not INSTANTLY turn to dust, Secondly, you said it yourself. You EVOLVED from a single cell organism. Why would your finger trace it's way back through evolution because you cut it off. It has evolved into a different species?
2007-08-07 05:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Tony A 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a raving ignorant lunatic. Your logic or rather lack of it show your ignorance. You have had very little science education. Did they not teach you any science at school? But come to think of it, your spiritual leader may have told you that creationism is true and evolution is false. Go and ask your leader how he knows this? It is incredible that in this modern day, with mass education for all, you can be so ignorant. Please do everyone a favour. Go and learn some science before you start writing about complicated issues like evolution. Evolution is not for fools. You have to have a brain to study it and understand it. Religion is for fools because you don't need much brain to be brainswashed and indoctrinated. Fools are happy with blind faith. The wise is not.
2007-08-07 05:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I asked God what came first, the chicken or the egg. The Spirit hovered over the waters like a bird over her eggs was what the Pastor preached the next service. So? I assume that the egg came first. So? Also the single-celled organism. God created Adam out of the dust of the earth. The dust starts out a singe-celled organism.
By itself nothing is created. Creative power comes from speaking out (act of faith) in the faith of God.
I don't believe we evolved over millions of years. I believe humans started out as a handful of dust (red soil).
2007-08-07 05:50:23 · answer #6 · answered by LottaLou 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
In all actuality, we really are made from dust. Astronomers know that every element in the universe, including the elements that make life possible come from star dust.
2007-08-08 10:30:54 · answer #7 · answered by word 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to Satan there is a lot of bull he wants us to believe. God is our creator. And to think some people think we are reincarnated and can come back as a pig, cow or duck,or some other person, or even come back as ourselves again. I don't think so. Believe me on judgment day, we are for sure coming back as who we are now. When Jesus rose from the dead, and appeared before Mary Magdalene he came back as himself before he ascended into heaven. She identified him as the same person. He was still the son of God. The same God that they crucified on the cross. Happy to see you don't fall for that crap.
2007-08-07 06:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Brenda M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't handle a plate of my cheese tortellini and rich alfredo sauce
lol i like the part about the finger instantly turning to dust
2007-08-07 05:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♨UFO♨ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
windom-
We could not have evolved. The probability is 1 X 10 with a negative exponent of 150.
2007-08-07 05:50:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋