What is the most horribly embarrassing thing your child has said in public? (And probably said it LOUD!)?

Answer 1

well my son was I think about 4 or 5 and we were in line at the grocery store and this lady cut infront of me

I didn't say anything but i was kinda miffed, i figured it wasn't worth it right

So my son climbs out of the carriage and say

" Excuse me"

no response

EXCUSE ME
nothing

then he squeezes through

I though for some candy

but he walks in the front looks her right in the eye and say to the check out girl

" Miss do you see this lady, she is BAD she cut my mommy"

so the lady starts to appologize and i said , you know thats ok and crap like that

and Christian say:
Really loud I mean everyone could hear it

NEXT TIME YOU GOTTA FOLLOW THE RULES
OR YOU GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE OK

and the lady said ok and we all laughed our heads off.

it was funny

Answer 2

My daughter said two different things on one day in a major shopping centre she was about 3-4 at the time...

The first thing was that she wanted to go on those annoying rides they have scattered around the centre that cost a fortune she had already had 1 ride and wanted to go on the next one we came across - I said we didnt have the right money for the ride and kept walking - she walked out in front of me and yelled "WE NEED MONEY - WE DONT HAVE ANY MONEY!!" I just grabbed her hand and kept walking - Fast!

Later we were in Kmart and I was looking at something - she decided to sit on the floor in the middle of the isle and start looking at stuff on the ground - a lady (a rather Large lady) was trying to get around her - I apoligised to her and then said to my daughter to move so the lady could get past her - my daughter said with wide eyes "GEEEEEE That lady is BIG!!" The lady gave a fowl look and I went all red and wished the ground would open up and swollow me there and then - again I grabbed my daughters hand and we left straight for the car - I couldnt take any more after that LOL

Answer 3

My son said this at the time to my fiancee (now husband). We were talking about a hurricane that had happened the year before and out of nowhere my son (5) said that was before you loved mommy, you had another girlfriend then. Talk about putting someone on the spot. My son has become very good at comments that make you remember he listens and hears everything. I have many more stories about other comments. Ahh... out of the mouthes of babes.

Answer 4

We were discussing this very subject at work, yesterday! My daughter was about 2 when she saw the original Shrek movie for the first time. (Even at that age, she could say a LOT of things that were pretty easy to understand!) When she heard Shrek call Donkey a 'stubborn jackass!', it stuck. After a few weeks, her father and I THOUGHT we had finally stopped her from walking around, saying 'jackass' to everyone... until one night when we were out to dinner with the whole family. Our waitress was talking to her, telling her how cute she was and how good she was being. My daughter giggled, looked the lady right in the eye, and yelled 'JACKASS!' as plainly and loudly as she could! I wanted to crawl under the table!

Answer 5

When my 10 year old was 3 she walked in on my hubby and I have sex. A couple of days later I took the kids to the doctors office for check ups and my mom (who works there) came out into the waiting room to say Hi to the kids and my daughter says "Nana i saw daddy eating mommies boobs the other day and now we are having another baby." I swear all the older people in the waiting room glared at me disapprovingly and it took forever for us to be called so I had to sit there I almost died!

Answer 6

Let me pick one of many.

There is a little person that works at Kroger here and he has a funny voice and always seems to bag my groceries. My three and five year old were both in the cart when he started to put the groceries back and he was talking to them when they busted out laughing and pratically screamed "He sounds like a duck!!!" To make matters worse, the little person tried to explain that just because he was different looking doesn't make him weird and my kids just laughed harder and harder. I was MORTIFIED.

Answer 7

One day i took my daughter shopping with me. We were in the lingerie section as i was looking for a new bra. My daughter took one from the rack (it was BIG), held it up and said loudly, "mom, I think your jumpers could fit in this!" I smiled at everyone around and quidkly moved on to another section of the store.

Answer 8

well my daughter always has something to say so its hard to choose just one but here it is we were in a clothing store and I was in the dressing room trying on a outfit when out of no where she just says mommy I got to doodoo but she was 3 or 4 and just really began to ask for the bathroom so it was funny lol

Answer 9

After my youngest was born, my 3 year old was fascinated with mommies feeding their babies. She would line her sheep up with baby mommy combos.
Well, one day in line at the grocery store, the nice old lady behind the registar asks Abigail, what she is doing. Her reply was,
"I'm feeding my baby with my big brown nipples, just the same way mommy feeds Jack!"

Answer 10

One of the many things my son has said was one time we were traveling late at night and I had to pee so bad but there was no where for me to stop but at a 24 hour Wal-mart. We all went in to do what we had to do and my son finishes first and is waiting at the water fountain (designated waiting area while waiting for the "girls") and I hear him talking to someone so I rush out and ask him who he was talking to and he said " Oh just a Wal-Mart worker, I told him you had to pee so bad you almost peed your pants so we had to stop here so you could pee and not pee your pants in the car." I love Wal-mart.....