All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's
systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
all over, so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food
and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see where it goes."
"I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible
for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so
in a huff, he shut down tight.
2007-08-07 02:01:30 · 13 answers · asked by Arisa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was
toxic. They all decided! That the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The *** hole is usually in charge
2007-08-07 02:01:41 · update #1
haha!! couldnt agree more!!!
2007-08-07 03:47:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How very true, (except if we are the ones in charge, of course)
2007-08-07 02:15:47 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true pal...
Itz always the @rsehole whoz incharge...
2007-08-07 02:06:54 · answer #3 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm...that wasn't a bit S.HIT! Get it hahaha. Nah that was a good joke
2007-08-07 07:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great analogy.
2007-08-07 02:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea... you don't need brains to be the boss. Any @$$h0le will do :)
2007-08-07 02:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okey dokey. I'll go with that!!
2007-08-07 06:14:18 · answer #7 · answered by Angela M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either the a$$hole or the dick.
2007-08-07 02:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-08-07 11:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-08-07 02:19:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋